that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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