Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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