i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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