Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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