It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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