he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
