its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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