if you like me you must not know who I am
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
