For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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