the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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