Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
