Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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