I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
