So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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