it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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