I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
3pm strippers are depressing
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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