im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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