can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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