I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We need to rekindle our bromance
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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