Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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