Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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