Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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