i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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