i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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