But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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