The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude i'm inner monologue high
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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