If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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