Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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