How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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