Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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