So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
