PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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