Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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