you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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