Nicole vs. Life
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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