Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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