Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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