Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
its not stalking. its research.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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