I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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