Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
