no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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