i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
