using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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