I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
