My first STD was from a foam party
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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