we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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