we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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