I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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