We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He has the fingertips of a God
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