I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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