Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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